QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
(Source: caffeineandcartridges, via thedevilwaitsforthekind)
Rare footage of Beyonce threatening Iggy Azalea
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Reblog if you believe school can cause stress.
My dad doesn’t think so, and I’m having a hard time explaining to him why school is stressful, so once this reaches a decent amount of notes I’ll show him how many people agree with me.
"The scariest thing is when people look up to you but you know the truth about your own self."
- Muhammad ibn Adam al-Kawthari (via batticuori)
(Source: spiritualaspirant, via joshpeck)
[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion
*has the option to say some negative shit about someone*
*doesn’t take the option and continues to live life peacefully*